they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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