My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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