So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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