Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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