sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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