Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
soo... how was my night?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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