I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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