This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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