Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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