i don't like sucking hair
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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