Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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