As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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