how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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