porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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