Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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