they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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