I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
