If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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