; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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