He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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