If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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