...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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