I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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