Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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