Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Oh god it's open bar.
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