Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You ate ashes out of my bong
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