fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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