Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize
