how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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