dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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