Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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