I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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