I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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