Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
