just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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