i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
