Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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