Me too!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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