Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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