whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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