I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
