Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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