I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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