It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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I need you to use more vowels.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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