Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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