so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i out mim tonsoeep
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