but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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