I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
