what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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