i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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