I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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