When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
this boner is exhausting
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I AM VODKA MAN
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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