jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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