yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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